Help Wanted!!!

Seeking hardworking,
self-motivated
individuals
interested in
joining a growing team
of workroom warriors
that break the day
at day break
and crash the battlements
to accomplish any task.
Work duties include
but are not limited to
fetching coffee,
filing accounts receivable,
organizing and color coding pens,
creating spreadsheets.
Five years experience and
Masters degree preferred.
Please note
this is an
entry level position
and hourly pay
will reflect that.
If interested please
submit resume,
cover letter,
and 15,000 word essay
on the impact of
the French
Reign of Terror
on the modern capitalist
workplace.