How Not to Make Money Writing

Step 1
Search the internet for Freelance Writing Jobs.

Step 2
Read the ads and gape in horror as they ask
for you to kindly submit 1,000 words
for which you may receive $5 or
for you to pleasantly and speedily, if you would,
submit a 50,000 word detective crime story,
which if good enough will net you $50.

Step 3
Acknowledge the key to your writing submission
is submission
to your lack of personal worth.

Step 4
Close your web browser.
Step away.
Not give in to a culture
that wants to expose you
for exposure.

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