Search the internet for Freelance Writing Jobs.
Read the ads and gape in horror as they ask
for you to kindly submit 1,000 words
for which you may receive $5 or
for you to pleasantly and speedily, if you would,
submit a 50,000 word detective crime story,
which if good enough will net you $50.
Acknowledge the key to your writing submission
to your lack of personal worth.
Close your web browser.
Not give in to a culture
that wants to expose you